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| HI AM VIJAYAKAANTH CAPTAIN VIJAYAKAANTH,,,MA FRND IS RAJINI KAANTH ....I DNT LIKE PAKISTAN TERRORISTS......ANGGG |
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| hey blue cross dnt get angry,this is a dog of pakistan terroist.anggg.. |
OBAMA: I am really disappointed withu u guys…
Commanders and Soldiers :We are sorry sir we are having a hard time even our satellite couldn’t found him.
Obama: Ok dude I know a guy he is a one man army …only he can do this, I will talk with him ,if he helped us its nothing .its a very simple task .
Commanders:who is that sir? Ohhh ok sir we got it.super star rajini ha ha ha
Obama: hmmm ya ha ha ha I will call him..
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Obama: hello rajini kaanth superstar hello am obama from America ,am your hard core fan and also the president of America.
Rajini:kanna every thing is maaya dnt be proud of your self ..control ..ur desires..a man who ccant control his desires,and womans who cant control their anger ..they never exist in the world
Obama: ok sir me and America are having problems abt a guy osama ….sir we are so pathetic I dnt knw wht to do …I think only u can do it….
Rajini:u see obama you guys have created osama so u have to suffer for that and osama might be ur brother I guess osama ,obama.only one letter is different u see ha ha ha ha
Obama:super star I respect u even though u tease me…but dnt forget obama is going to bomb in india and tamil nadu so thousands of people will die …any way sir its up to u… even Arnold said only u can do it!!
Rajini: oh india and tami nadu….also bloody bastard…I will definitely do this but its should be a secret..i dnt like publicity you know that ryt.
Obama:We all know u don’t like that…but rajini super star are u sure? Will u cum?
Rajini: …obama I thnk u dnt see ma baasha movie ha ha ha ….if I said once it worths a 100 so dnt be sad cooll…naan irruka payamen rajini irruka payamen..but I need one guy..he is ma friend.
Obama : who is that friend?
Rajini: he is captain vijayakanth…..he have catched many terrorist in Pakistan,Afghanistan and where ever he go he catches terrorist… he always dreams about terrorist ,catching terrorist are very simple to him its like catching rats…
Obama :hmm I know him ,but he knows only tamil ..i used to see him advising to terrorist like wasim khan in tamil ..but I thnk osama dnt know tamil…
Rajini :ha ha you have misunderstood him he talk a lot that is the trick ,he use to catch them..when he talk with terrorist they get pissed off and fed up with their lifes..and they start to succiede in front of him, so if u need Osama alive I will not take him…
Obama:I got it we want to kill osama>>so u better go with him,any way how will u enter into Pakistan or Afghanistan ,some time people will get doubts on you guys…
Rajini : ha ha ha tht is jujippi ma frnd kamal haasans make up man cacn change any thing..if u like I can become u,u can become me…huh u huh
Osama :ok dude thx for ur helps.. catch u soon.
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Rajini meets vijayakaanth in his house.
Rajini : hi vijay how are u? how is ur terrorist life sorry ur life.
Vijaya kanth:ang super even yester day I caught two terrorist under the ma table they were planning to kill our chief minister…while he was talking his eyes turns red ..
Rajini: do u have any problems in ur eyes its very red suddenly???
Vijaya kanth: its usually turns red when I talk about terrorist anggg …u knw I dnt get milk and news paper in ma house yesterday I guess thtz because of Pakistan terrorist sangg…
RajiniL(oh this guy have severe mental problem)…ahhh ok vijay I got an assignment to kill obama sorry osama ,so do u know where is osama…..any guess??
Vijayakanth: dnt get doubt am 100% sure he is in Pakistan avana ……anngg….can I join with u rajin?
Rajini:ya sure that’s wht I need from u?
Vijaya kaanth:but I will give him a lecture about india and terrorism also I like to talk about tamil nadau police… but I want to to talk in tamil..
Rajini:but obama said he don’t know tamil…
Vijaya kaanth: anggg athanalla enna..so what do u think I care ..i just want to take lecture with some statistic knowledge which I have….
Rajini: ivan thiruntha maataananda …(he will not get reform ) ivan thiruntha maataan >.>ok vijay so we will go soon…
Vijayakaanth : can I ask T.R Rajender to join with us …so we dnt feel bore out there..
Rajini: no I dnt like! Remember we are not going to a comedy show …..ok I will go now ..this mission is SHOULD BE secret..
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Vijaya kantha and rajini kaanth in Pakistan…..no body identifies them with the help of kamalhaasans make up man…
Rajini kaanth: ha ha ha vijay do u have any guess where do u think osama will be staying…(suddenly ruthraatcha malai which rajini used to wear in his neck is falling down..rajini and vijay running behind it ..but its run faster …its making them to run 200 km ..and ruthraatcha went insid a big house…
Vijay kaanth:what is this sir…anggg I want a fight sequence
Rajini:hey shut up…I think this the place where osama stays …silence…
Vijayakaanth:even I can smell the terrorists inside..first we have to safe the womans and childrens inside..and after that I will start ma lectures..
Rajini :hits the gate faster and calling osama..osama are u cumming out or not…kanna osama I will give u time 10 seconds if u dnt cum outside ha ha ha….
Osama:inside his house …(these useless guys came who cares abt these guys)
After 10 second…..there was mini earth quack and thunder with rain…(osama gets panic but he was not bothering too much)
Rajini: vijay I admit he is a difficult task for me even this gates are made up of irons I cant do any thning we just have to call..american force…
Vijaya kaanth:don t be selfish give me a chance to give me a lecture in tamil…..(rajini is informing obama about osama)
OsamaL)(() omg pls vijaya kaanth pls don’t do that tat to me... is so cruel than killing 1000 of peoples dnt do it to me…
Vijayakaantah:continues …and he started to talk about wasim khan…and he started to boast about him self AEII.....OSAMAA PAKISTAN BOARDERLA.....…ANGGG...(HE CONTINUES..HE DNT STOP CCONTINUE FOR HOURS)
Osama: rajini pls ask him to stop I will surrender!!!..
Rajini:its too late some helicopters are coming I am so sorry about u.. I cant save u this time
After American troops killed osama…rajin goes to osama and closED his eyes …boy in ur next birth dnt be a bad boy…I will pray for u …But vijaya kaanth came close to osamas body ..and said ohh I missed some lectures... in ur next birth please dnt miss that…
American troops took the body of oSama…
Rajini: guys pls drop me in Himalayas in Nepal..i want some peace…ha ha ha ha
Vijaya kaanth:drop me in Pakistan boarder I have to catch wassim khan,,,ok angggg
American troops :ok and thx for ur help we will never forget u,,,
Rajini and vijayakaanth:ya its ok but dnt flash our names in news plssss
American troops:we like ur simplicity ha ha ha rajini we love u…vijayakaanth thx….ANGGGG
THE END
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