தேவதைகள் தேசத்து இளவரசியும், நானும் -ஒரு கா(ன)தல் கதை A LOVE STORY

அது கடவுளாலும் சபிக்கப்பட்ட தேசம் .ஆனால் ..அவள் தேவதைகள் தேசத்து  இளவரசி ...நான் நரக தேசத்தின்  இளவரசன் ..பருவ வீதியின் முதல் விபத்து ..காதல்.....ஆண்கள்  பாடசாலையில் படிக்கும் நம் பசங்களுக்கு..தனியார் வகுப்புகள் ஒரு கோடை காலம்...அப்படி ஒரு வகுப்பில் தான் நான் அவளை..சந்தித்தேன்...தேவதைகளை பார்த்ததில்லை ..ஆனால்  தேவதைகள் இவளை விட அழகாக இருக்க வாய்ப்பு இல்லை ,என்று என்னை எண்ண  வைத்தவள் அவள் தான் ,,,

பார்த்தவுடன் நெஞ்சுக்குள் பட்டாம் பூச்சிகளை பறக்க விட்டு பின் ...காலம் செல்ல செல்ல இமயத்தின் சுமையும் தந்தாள் ..எனக்கு மட்டுமல்ல ...அவளை ஒருதலையாகக்  காதலிக்கும் கூட்டமே இருந்தது அன்று ...அவர்களில் நான் சீனியர்...காதலை அவளிடம்  சொல்லாமலே நமகிடையில் சண்டைகளும் நடக்கும்... ,,, சம்பளம் வாங்காமலே காவலன் போல்  அவளை வீடு மட்டும் கொண்டு செல்லும் ஒரு கூட்டம் ..அதனால் அவள் அப்பனுக்கு செலவு மிச்சம்...ஆட்டோ செலவு தான்.. 
அவள் வருகைக்காக  புதுப்பட ரிலீஸ் போல் காத்திருப்போம் .   ..

...வகுப்புகளை கட் அடிக்கும்   ஆசாமிகளையும் ,வகுப்புகளுக்கு  ஆஜராக வைத்தாள் அவள் ..அவள் செல்லும் வகுப்புகள்   ஹவுஸ் புல் ஆனது...அவளால் நன்றாகவே சம்பாதித்தார்கள் ஆசிரியர்கள் .பசங்க அவளால் படிக்கவும் ஆரம்பித்தார்கள் ....ஏன்?? வகுப்புகளில்  ஆசிரியர்களிடம்  ..அவள் முன்னிலையில் அவமானப்பட நாம் யாரும் விரும்பவில்லை !!!!!!!!!!!! ...ஹ்ம்ம் பரீட்சையில்   அதிக புள்ளிகள் பெற்று அவளை impress  செய்ய..புத்தகத்தை தூக்காத பசங்களும்..இரவு பகலாக படித்தார்கள் 

நெஞ்சுக்குள் ஆசையோடு நானும் அவர்களில் ஒருவன்.. .காதல்சொல்லாமலே..கடைசிவரை..அவள் பக்கத்தில் சென்று அவள் மேல் பட்டு வரும் 

                    காற்றை சுவாசித்து மோட்சம் அடைந்தேன்,,,அன்று அதை சொல்லுவதில் கூட பெருமை..... காதலை சொல்லுவதற்கு வாழ்கையில்  எதாவது சாதிக்க வேண்டும்!!!!!! ..அப்போது தான் அவள் காதலை ஏற்பாள்  என்ற நம்பிக்கையில் இருந்தேன்  .. ஏன் ?நம் ஒரு தலை காதல் சங்கமமும்தான்....

 காலங்கள் சென்றது...யார் அவன்??அவனை  சில   கிழமைகளாகவே அவளோடு 

  பார்கிறேன்...  அதிகமாகவேநெருக்கம்  காட்டினான் .  பொறாமையும்  எரிச்சலும்  வரும்  ..நாதி  இல்லாத  எனக்கு..நாம் காதலிக்கும் பெண்ணை இன்னொருத்தனோடு பார்க்கும் பொது ஏற்படும் உணர்ச்சி ..இவ்வளவு  கொடுமையானதா????  ....இதை விட கொஞ்சம் கலர் ஆகவும் உயரமாகும் நான் இருந்திருக்க கூடாதா??? என்று முதல் முதலாக கவலை பட்டேன்.. ,,,அவன் கனடாக்காரனாம் அவளை 3 வருடங்களின் பின் கல்யாணம் செய்ய போறானாம்.!!!!!!!!!!!!.இந்த உலகை முதல் முதல் அழகாக  காட்டியவள்   மீண்டும் ..என்னை நரக தேச இளவரசன் ஆக்கி சென்றால்..கண்களை இழந்த எனக்கு கனவுகள் மட்டும் தான் சொந்தம்..இல்லை அதன் நினைவுகள் .,,

காலங்கள் சென்றது..................................

.அவளை 5 வருடங்களாகவே நான் பார்கவில்லை ..ஆனால் நேற்று..........அவள் ..அவனோடு பார்த்தேன் ..என்னை அடையாளம் கண்டுவிடத்தை ..அவள் கண்கள் காட்டியது....நானோ ஒன்றும் தெரியாதவன் 

 திரும்பிகொண்டேன் ..அப்போது அவள்..".ஹே இவன் என்ன கிளாஸ்ல நல்ல சைட் அடிப்பான் தெர்யுமா ..என்று அவள் ,அவனிடம் சொன்னாள்!!!!!!..

ஹ்ம்ம்ம் நான் என்ன செய..சிரிப்பும் அழுகையும் ..முதல் முதலாக ..ஆச்சர்யம் தான் ..என் காதல் ஒரு தலை தான் ..ஆனால் அவளை நான் விரும்பியது அவளுக்கு உண்மையிலே தெரிந்திருந்தது ..அதுவே எனக்கு ஒரு ஆறுதல்., பெண்கள் அப்பாவிகள் என்று அப்பாவித்தனமாக ஏமாறுகிறோம்,நாம் அப்பாவிகள் .
குறிப்பு :::இவை யாவும் கற்பனை அல்ல 

OUR GUYS NUISANCE IN FACE BOOK...OMGGG

HI GUYS...SHAPPPA...I AM TIRED WITH SOME PEOPLE IN FBOOK,EVEN U GUYS WOULD HAVE EXPERIENCE IT.ALSO....THESE GUYS HAVE MADE MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE TO DEACTIVATE THEIR  FBOOK ACCOUNT...


-SOME PEOPLE USE TO PUT STATUS EVERY HOUR,,,,I TOOK A DRESS.I HAD A SHOWER,I HAD A HAR CUT  I GOT......


-SOME PLAY (BOYS AND GIRLS) ALWAYS PUT STATUS ABOUT TRUE LOVE.....SHAPPAAA..I THINK THEY BOOK A ROOM TO THINK SOO MUCH


-IF A GUY PUT A STATUS SAYING THAT" I HAVE GRADUATED"...MANY DNT CARE ..BUT IF A GAL SAID "AM TIRED"....OMG,WHY HONEY,MA SWEET HEART,SWEET ANGEL.(WHY DNT THESE GUYS SUCIDE) !!!!!!!!


ONE DAY I TEXT ONE OF ...MA CLOSE FRND THAT WAS A URGENT...MESSAGE HA HA NO REPLY ,,,BUT AFTER SOME TIME HE HE ...HE WAS COMMENTING ON A  PICTURE OF A GAL... SAYING ..UR SO AWESOME ...THEN I SAID TO HIM..HELLO BRO,,UR AWESOME TOO...


-SOME OF OUR BOYS ALWAYS IN FBOOK ..AND FINALLY CATCH SOME GALS HERE HE HE...THEN CUMS THE RELATIONSHIP STATUS ....LETS LEAVE THAT ..THEN AFTER..2 DAYS ENGAGED. STATUS .THEN OMGGGGG AFTER A WEEK SINGLE ...AGAIN..DNT THEY FEEL SHAME...I WOULD HAVE HANG..


- ..SOME OF OUR OLD FRNDS ARE IN ONLINE ALWAYS...IF WE SAY HELLO
SOME OF THEM WILL SAY "HEY AM WRITING A SOFTWARE TO BILGATES.....
F....


I HAVE ALSO SEEN SOME PEOPLE ADDING UNKNOWN GALS AND CHATTING WITH THEM.....THEY MAKE THOSE GALS CONFUSED BY USING DIALOGUES   FROM ,HINDI OR TAMIL MOVIE..AT THE TIME WHEN THE GAL GET CONFUSED ...THEY PROPOSE "I THINK OUR RELATIONSHIP IS BETWEEN LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP...SHAPPA


WHAT EVER THESE PEOPLE DO...I AM STILL IN FBOOK COZ I HAVE MANY LOVING ONES HERE....
NOTE:THIS IS NOT TO HURT ANY ONE.....JUST FOR FUN
I TRIED MA BEST TO TRANSLATE ..MANY LIKED MA TAMIL VERSION..
WANNA SCOLD ME ...DO IT ..PRATHEEPINBA@GMAIL.COM

..முகப் புத்தகத்தில் (FACE BOOK)நம்ம பசங்க லொள்ளுகள்NUISANCE IN FACBOOK

shappa... முகபுத்கத்தில் நம்ம பசங்க பண்ற லொள்ளு இருக்கே..பல பேரை பைத்தியம் பிடிக்க வச்சிருக்கு ....எல்லாம் ரூம் போட்டு THINK PANNU VAANKALANU தெரியல .....அடிகடி status அப்டேட் பண்ணுவாங்க...கள்ள காதல் வசிருக்கிரவனும் ,வளும்... TRUE LOVE PATHI ... STATUS போடுவாங்க.. MUDYALA..
அது மடுமாங்கா ...டிரஸ் எடுத்தாலும் STATUS ,வாஸ்ரூம் போனாலும் STATUS..அட ...சில நேரம் இவனுங்க தொல்லையால FACE BOOK ACCOUNT DEACTIVATE பண்ணினவங்களும் இருக்காங்க
.......

பசங்க PHOTO UPLOAD எவனும் LIKE கூட பண்ண மாட்டாங்க!!!
...பொண்ணுக அதுவும்...காறி துப்புற மாத்ரி போட்டாலும் அட .பாஞ்சு விழுந்து LIKE பண்ணி., COMMENTS
பண்ணுறாங்க ...LOOKING LIKE AN ANGEL..OMG AWESOME ...SHAPPAAA
.......டேய் இவனுங்க URGENT MESSAGE பண்ணினாலும் REPLY PANURATHILAYE.... .

காஞ்சு POI எவளையாச்சும் பிடிச்சு..RELATIONSHIP WITH இன்னு போடுவாங்க..
அத விடுங்களேன் ..ஒரு ரெண்டு நாளைக்கு பிறகு..ENGAGED ஆகும்க ..அப்புறம் ஒரே வாரத்தில் மறுபடியும் SINGLE ஆகி அசிங்க படுவாங்க...

சில பேரு எப்ப பார்த்தாலும் ஆன்லைன்ல ONLINE இருப்பாங்க ..நாம ஹாய் சொன்னா போதும் ...இவனுங்க தான் BILGATESUKU சாப்ட்வேர் எழுதி KODUKIRATHA சொல்லுவானுங்க.....

சில பேரு எங்கயாச்சும் போய் போட்டோ எடுப்பாங்க ..போடோவில நாம அழகாய் இருக்கோம்னு அவனுகளே நினைச்சு கிராப் பண்ணி போடுவாங்க

......இதெல்லாம் விடுங்க ...யாரோ ஒருத்தியோட CHAT PAANI,,,,
...அவ குழம்பிற நேரத்தில்..I THINK OUR RELATONSHIP IS BETWEEN LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP என்று சொல்லி ஆப்பு வச்சவனையும் நான் பார்த்திருக்கிறன்..

இவனுங்க என்ன பண்ணினாலும் நமக்கு வேண்டப்பட்ட பலரை சந்திக்கிற ஒரே ஆறுதல் இங்கே தான் ,,,, .அந்த ஒரே காரணத்துக்காக உங்களையெல்லாம் சும்மா விடுறேன்..

ENNAMO YEDHO LYRICS ......HQ video

  wonderful melody of the year:2011 Movie Name: KO(king)
Singer(s): Hariharan, Swetha Mohan, Chinmayi
Music Director: Harris Jayar



: Ennamo edho, Ennam thirazhuthu kanavil.
Vannam thirazhuthu ninaivil.
Kangal iruzhuthu ninavil.
Ennamo edho, mutti muzhaikkuthu manathil.
Vetti erinthidum nodiyil.
Muttu avizhuthu kodiyil.
Edho kuviyamilla, kuviyamilla oru katchi pezhai.
Ooho uruvamilla, uruvamilla naalai
Edho kuviyamilla, kuviyamilla oru katchi pezhai.
Ooho arai manathaai arai manathai vidiyithu en kaalai.
Ennamo edho minni maraiyithu, vizhiyil
Andi agaluthu mazhaiyil.
Sinthi sitharuthu vizhiyee.
Ennamo edho, sikki thavikkuthu manathil.
rakkai virikkithu kanavil.
Vittu parakkuthu tholaivil.
Edho kuviyamilla, kuviyamilla oru katchi pezhai.
Ooho uruvamilla, uruvamilla naalai
Edho kuviyamilla, kuviyamilla oru katchi pezhai.
Oho arai manathaai arai manathai vidiyithu en kaalai.
Neeyum naanum, endhiramaai, yaaro seiyum mandhiramaai , poovee.
[humming]
Muthamitta moochikkatril pattu pattu kettu poneen.
Pakkam vanthu nirkum bothu, thittamittu etti ponnen.
Nerungaathe penne endhan nenjallaam nanjaagum.
Azhaikkathe penne endhan, achangal pachagum.
Sirppaal ennai nee, sidhaithaai poodhum.
Eedho, ennam thirazhudhu kanavil.vannam thirazhuthu ninaivil.
Kangal iruzhuthu ninaivil.
Ennamo edho, mutti muzhaikkuthu manathil, vetti erinthidum nodiyil.
Mottu avizhuthu kodiyil.
Neeyum naanum endhiramaai yaaro seiyum, mandhiramaa poovee.
lets go, wow wow., engalin thamizhachi, yennamo yeetho, your looking so Black.
Marakka midiyalayee, yen manam andru. Ummanasoolave, ippadiyee ippa, unnarugil naanum vanthu seruveen naan indru.
(Lady looking like ah Cinderella Cinderella, nooding lokking like thendrella.
Lady looking like ah Cinderella Cinderella, ennai vattamidum thendralla.)2
Suthi suthi unnai theedi, vizhigal alaiyum avasaram yeeno.
satha satha nerisalin un sol, sevigal arium adisayam eeno.
kanaa kaana thaane, penne kan kondu vantheno.
vina kaana vidaiyum kaana, kanneerum kondeno.
nizhalai thirudum mazhalai naano.
Yedho yennam thirazhuthu kanavi
vannam thirazhuthu ninaivil.
Kangal iruzhuthu ninaivil.
Ohoo edho, mutti muzhaikkuthu manathil, vetti erinthidum nodiyil.
Mottu avizhuthu kodiyil.
Edho kuviyamilla, kuviyamilla oru katchi pezhai.
Ooho uruvamilla, uruvamilla naalai
Edho kuviyamilla, kuviyamilla oru katchi pezhai.
Oho arai manathaai arai manathai vidiyithu en kaalai. -2

Achievements of Tamilians all over the world....READ MORE IN KIRRUKKAL

Baala Murali .The youngest Doctor in the world

1.Many of the first Asian and non-white doctors and engineers in Malaya and Singapore were of Sri Lankan Tamil descent. The world's first Asian surgeon was Dr S.S. Thiruchelvam, aMalayan of Ceylonese Tamil origin.

Current president of SINGAPORE NATHAN

2. Mr. M.W Navaratnam AMN,JP SIXTH SINGAPOREAN President. who was ceylonese(sri lankan)...and The current singaporean president is an indian tamil who is SR Nathan..there are some tamilian who has been presidents in Mauritius and Fiji...

Ex president of India is Abdul kalaam. He is popularly known as the Missile Man of India for his work on development of ballistic missile and space rocket technology.Kalam played a pivotal organizational, technical and political role in India's Pokhran-II nuclear test in 1998, the first since the original nuclear test by India in 1974

3.Chandrasekara venkat raaman :is the first one to get nobel award from india (Physicist)

4.Rangasamy srinivaasan:Inventor of LASIK surgery.

Youngest doctor:Balamurali Amabati ,he was a doctor in his 17.

5.M.I.A:Sri lankan tamil rock star ,who compete with Ar rehman for oscar nomination for her song in slumdog ...for the song osaya..who has a very big fan base in western white and black community.

6.Mahesh Bhupathi;

is an Indian professional tennis player widely regarded as among the best doubles players in the world with 11 Grand Slam titles to his credit. In 1997, he became the first Indian to win a Grand Slam tournament (with Rika Hiraki).With his win of the Australian Open Mixed Doubles in 2006, he joined the elite group of eight tennis players who have achieved a Career Mixed Doubles Grand Slam.

7.Ar Rehman: an Indianfilm composer, record producer, musician, singer and philanthropist. Described as the world's most prominent and prolific film composer byTime,

8.The world longest building in Malaysia belongs to a tamilian. k.Anand http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petronas_Towers

9.The one of the most famous hollywood director,who direct a film THE LAST AIRBENDER.. M. Night Shyamalan,


10.Bodhi dharma.was a Buddhist monk who lived during the 5th/6th century and is traditionally credited as the leading patriarch and transmitter of Zen

Little contemporary biographical information on Bodhidharma is extant, and subsequent accounts became layered with legend, but most accounts agree that he was a Tamil from southern India's Pallava kingdom.Scholars have concluded his place of birth to be Kanchipuram in Tamil Nadu

11. Ramnujan was an Indian mathematician and autodidact who, with almost no formal training in pure mathematics, made substantial contributions tomathematical analysis, number theory, infinite series and continued fractions. Ramanujan's talent was said by the English mathematician G.H. Hardy to be in the same league as legendary mathematicians such as Euler, Gauss, Newton andArchimedes.

12.Viswanathan Anand is an Indian chess Grandmaster, the current World Chess Champion, and highest rated player in the world.

VIVEK OBEROI

     Many Tamilians loves cinema.....so i have added some of the Cinema stars as well..

........................................ITS NOT BASED ON RACISM ,MY INTENTION IS NOT TO HURT OTHER RACES....,IS THAT WRONG  BEING PROUD OF OWN RACE,,ALL PEOPLE DO RYT...GIVE UR FEED BACKS...USING UR GMAIL OR FACEBOOK...PRATHEEPINBA@GMAIL.COM

 Mahesh boopathi

Actor Madhavan

watch this video......

Director Maniratnam 

Actress Vidya Balan.

The great Indian actor Kamal haasan.

Why did i start blogging?

AEN ?WHY ?AII....YA MANY PEOPLE WILL SAY YOU HAVE STARTED THE BLOG BECAUSE ,YOU DONT HAVE ANY WORK...HE HE ,Thats not true.... Ma inspiration was a Lawyer,he published a book with poems and articles.He proofed me that profession  is different from passion.This happened when i was 14 or 15,but i always thinks hmmm even i have to write coz,i love to write poems in tamil and to write some research articles,but i had a big barrier that is  am a lazy boy. I have been a editor in ma school days that didnt help me much.But i just found the blog is wide open to express ma own views and,it consumes only electric charge and time.I am happy in the sense ma blog have captured some hearts specially some of the celebrities in India and most important celebrity for me is ma dad.He found ma blog so funny and interesting I call ma blog as KIRRUKKAL (SCRIBBLES) because i didnt feel ma self as a professional writer,but in a sense not every one feels to write,in that sense i think i have a writer inside me.My aim is to  attract all sort of people ,not only youngsters.I specially dint like to restrict ma self into tamil readers .(some of the tamilians find easy when they read in english).Until now i have got 2000 page views.I am happy ma blog is viewed in many countries even in Japan,Nepal.and Pakistan,which is not common for a typical tamil writer.I like to thank many of ma unknown friends because they shared ma blog \in their pages.I like to thank  Sri lankan and Indian readers because majority of the readers are from  Sri lanka and India....I assure that my blog will entertain you and will help to know something new....

Am Bollywood Super Star Sharukh khan ,,,,am from Afghanistan????

The bollywood super star Sharukh khan is from  Afghanistan………Is it a shocking news for you, even I was shocked that time ohh really… i thought he was from Bombay or Delhi .I have worked in ICRC ,for some time ,our project leader was from Afghanistan,he said me  Sharuk khan is an Afghanian,I was so amazed ,then I did google but I dnt find much informations ,but what my boss have said about Sharukh was quite interesting, all pathans (Sharukhan) are belongs to Afghanistan basically ... the province pakhtunkhwa of Pakistan which belongs to Pathans was part of Afghanistan befor 1947.. so all khans ( pathans ) are basically from Afghan.. and Shahrukh father was born in Peshawar which is now part of pakistan but before it was Afghan part.I can remember a party where sharukh invite both Pakistan players and Indian players he said am also pathan …Am sure the Afghanistan people will be really proud about him…I like sharukhaan from the film dilse which was directed by Maniratnam….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKD6WJT6zm8 watch this in you tube..

some super hit tamil movies and its remakes.....

Highest grossing movie  in India,which have collected more than 300 crores .Its a record breaking movie in  the history ofIndian cinema.It have won the natonal award for the technology of the film.The film have done well in all languages in India and overseas.

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..Alaipayuthe; Maniratnams great  hit ,a story which talks about love after marriage.Madhavan made his debut in this movie,music by A.R,REHMAN..The film was remake into hindi..saathya.. cast..vivek oberoi,Rani 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaipayuthey

Bombay: A great great hit movie all over the  world,which  got many awards allover  the  world,the movie  was dubbed into hindi,the story is a love between hindu,and a muslim,and the music composed by Ar REHMAN...the songs are super hit in tamil and hindi....Maniratnam  again 

The film's soundtrack sold 15 million units, becoming one of the best-selling film soundtracks of all time, and earning composer A. R. Rahman his fourth consecutive Filmfare Best Music Director Award (Tamil). However, the film caused considerable controversy upon release in India and abroad for its depiction of inter-religious relations and religious riots. The film was banned in Singaporeand Malaysia upon release.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombay_(movie)

03.Dilse (UYIERE):  Maniratnams movie which was taken in hindi and dubbed in tamil,even though it was not a hit ,it has a good story line and has a great soft touch in all the songs.thx to AR.REHMAN

 Despite being a failure at the Indian box office, the film was a success overseas, becoming the first Indian film to enter the top 10 in the United Kingdom box office charts

VAARNAM AAYIRAM;  There are movies talks about the love between mother and childrenS .This is the first film which give a great touch about a father and his death..Directed by GAUTHAM MENON...music composed by HARRIS JAYARAJ. SURYA won the award for the best actor.

06.Minnale: Who dont love this movie ,based on a triangular love story,The movie was directed by Gautham menon,,Madhavan ,and Abbas brokes millions of hearts .The film was remaked in hindi ,

Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein directed by Gautham Menon starring Madhavan,Diya Mirza and Saif Ali Khan in the lead roles. Songs of the movie are fabulous.

Sethu;The movie which wons the national award.Grear acting by Vikram,directed by  Bala. Remake in hindi  as TERE NAM ,Salmankhan was the hero in the remake.This 

08.Vinnai thaandi varuvaaya:Do i have to say about this movie????? Fabulous. will be a remake in hindi as JESSY ..by Gautham menon.Miss teen Emy have been announced as heroine.


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HOW TO MANAGE ,MANY GIRL FRIENDS... நான் அவன் இல்லை 3

1. Please use multi sims ,better buy a dual sim phone,

2.Change your sim regularly so your old girl friends cant disturb you.But be alert that your new gf can be a sister,cousin,or a relation OF YOUR OLD GIRL FRIENDS..

3.Save some template in your phone such as ..I LOVE you,..i miss u,I will marry you,some girls dont like the text, like I will marry you. Every girls ask same questions it can be American girl or African or an asian all have same question..all girls have same feelings mamu.... ..DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME ? HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME?so save the template as ..I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU ,BUT I KNOW I LOVE YOU  MORE THAN ME…

4.Please remember the last text, dnt wrong send to any one,such as dnt sent I love you anitha to thivya..so better use baby to every one. DNT USE THEIR NAME..

5.Please dnt have two many dates in a day one day one date.

6.When your gfs ask you ,why you dint text me for a long time? Reply her omg poor communication failure and sent many message as u sent before.

7.Just always sent I love you,and I miss you, so they dnt get any doubt on you.

8.You can also use fbook add as IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN HIDE only you and her can see.

9.Wear different colOurs of dresses, so ur gfs cant identify you when you are with some other girl friend.

10.SO WHAT IF ALL MA GF’S GOT TO know abt your jalsa…MY ANSWER IS …I DON’T KNOW COZ THESE IDEAS ARE MINE BUT I DNT HAV ANY EXPERIENCE GUYS ,WHY DON’T YOU TRY..AND SAY ME ..IS IT WORTH OR NOT…

WHY MILLIONS OF SPERMS CELLS .? WHEN ONLY ONE NEEDED..

I just want to write some thing which is not commonly known by people....it will be interesting to me and to u!!

Ma friend asked me...why there is millions of  sperm cells to fuse with and fertilize  one egg...he was so curious..even i was but, i answered him in ma way...i just said him its just Darwins theory ...What the hell is that,,,,there are 40 to 600 millions sperm when men ejaculate...but what is sperm cells and ..what are the parts of it ...it have 3 parts head,tail and middle piece.The head have acrosome which is a mutated lysosome which contains the enzymes which can help to penetrate ovum,the head of sperms have many  mitochondrias which are power houses..which produce energy for the movement of the tail...The tail which help to penetrate through ovum..out of 40-600 million sperm cells only one fuses...many loose the energy and die. The fact is only a small proportions of sperms fights or compete until  one get fuse with the egg(Nucleus)...After one sperm fused with the egg...other speRmS will be killed inside by a mechanism...so see the battle or competition starts from fertilization... so  a man who doesnt have a enough sperm count cant be a Biological father....But doctors have succeed in increasing the count OF SPERMS.. What i say is Darwins  THEORY will suit even to the sperm...SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ......We have compete with 600 millions so why cant we compete with the world?//?

RAJINI KAANTH AND VIJAYAKAANTH...BEHIND THE DEATH OF OSAMA.....

HI AM VIJAYAKAANTH CAPTAIN VIJAYAKAANTH,,,MA FRND IS RAJINI KAANTH ....I DNT LIKE PAKISTAN TERRORISTS......ANGGG

hey blue cross dnt get angry,this is a dog of pakistan terroist.anggg..

Situation is OSAMA BIN LADEN ID HIDING SOME WHERE, SO AMERICAN TROOPS HAVING A HARD TIME TO FIND HIM AND TO KILL ..WHAT HAVE REALLY HAPPEN THEN ,WHAT HAPPEN? HOW DID THEY FIND OSAMA..…ITS JUST TO MAKE FUN, THAT S  ALL NOT TO HURT ANY ONE…..I AM A FAN OF RAJINI KAANTH HE HAS FAN BASE ALL OVER THE WORLD ,EVEN IN JAPAN HE HAVE FANS CLUB...THIS IS JUST FOR FUN..

OBAMA: I am really disappointed withu u guys…

Commanders and Soldiers :We are sorry sir we are having a hard time even our satellite couldn’t found him.

Obama: Ok dude I know a guy he is a one man army …only he can do this, I will talk with him ,if he helped us its nothing .its a very simple task .

Commanders:who is that sir? Ohhh ok sir we got it.super star rajini ha ha ha

Obama: hmmm ya ha ha ha I will call him..

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Obama: hello rajini kaanth superstar hello am obama from America ,am your hard core fan and also the president of America.

Rajini:kanna every thing is maaya dnt be proud of your self ..control ..ur desires..a man who ccant control his desires,and womans who cant control their anger ..they never exist in the world

Obama: ok sir me and America  are having problems abt a guy osama ….sir we are so pathetic I dnt knw wht to do …I think only u can do it….

Rajini:u see obama  you guys have created  osama so  u have to suffer for that and osama might be ur brother I guess osama ,obama.only one letter is different u see ha ha ha ha

Obama:super star I respect u even though u tease me…but  dnt forget obama is going to bomb in india and tamil nadu so thousands of people will die …any way sir its up to u… even Arnold said only u can do it!!

Rajini: oh india and tami nadu….also bloody bastard…I will definitely do this but its should be a secret..i dnt like publicity you know that ryt.

Obama:We all know u don’t like that…but rajini super star are u sure? Will u cum?

Rajini: …obama I thnk u dnt see ma baasha movie ha ha ha ….if I said once it worths  a 100 so dnt be sad cooll…naan irruka payamen rajini irruka payamen..but I need one guy..he is ma friend.

Obama : who is that friend?

Rajini: he is captain vijayakanth…..he have catched many terrorist in Pakistan,Afghanistan and where ever he go he catches terrorist…  he always dreams about terrorist ,catching terrorist are very simple to him its like catching rats…

Obama :hmm I know him ,but he knows only tamil ..i used to see him advising to terrorist like wasim khan in tamil ..but I thnk osama dnt know tamil…

Rajini :ha ha you have misunderstood him he talk a lot that is the trick ,he use to catch them..when he talk  with terrorist they get pissed off and fed up with their lifes..and they start to  succiede  in front of him, so if u need Osama alive I will not take him…

Obama:I got it we want to kill osama>>so u better go with him,any way how will u enter  into Pakistan or Afghanistan ,some time people will get doubts on you guys…

Rajini : ha ha ha tht is jujippi ma frnd  kamal haasans make up man cacn change any thing..if u like I can become u,u can become me…huh u huh

Osama :ok dude thx for ur helps.. catch u soon.

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Rajini meets vijayakaanth in his house.

Rajini : hi vijay how are u? how is ur terrorist life sorry ur life.

Vijaya kanth:ang super even yester day I caught two terrorist under the ma table they were planning to kill our chief minister…while he was talking his eyes turns red ..

Rajini:  do u have any problems in ur eyes its very red suddenly???

Vijaya kanth: its usually turns  red when I talk about terrorist anggg …u knw I dnt get milk and news paper in ma house yesterday I guess thtz  because of Pakistan terrorist sangg…

RajiniL(oh this guy have severe mental problem)…ahhh ok vijay I got an assignment to kill obama sorry osama ,so do u know where is osama…..any guess??

Vijayakanth: dnt get doubt am 100% sure he is in Pakistan  avana ……anngg….can I join with u rajin?

Rajini:ya sure that’s wht I need from u?

Vijaya kaanth:but I will give him a lecture about india and terrorism also I like to talk about tamil nadau police… but I want to to talk in tamil..

Rajini:but obama said he don’t know tamil…

Vijaya kaanth: anggg athanalla enna..so what do u think I care ..i just want to take lecture with some statistic knowledge which I have….

Rajini: ivan thiruntha maataananda …(he will not get reform ) ivan thiruntha maataan >.>ok vijay so we will go soon…

Vijayakaanth : can I ask T.R Rajender to join with us …so we dnt feel bore out there..

Rajini: no I dnt like!  Remember we are not going to  a comedy show …..ok I will go now ..this mission is SHOULD BE secret..

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Vijaya kantha and rajini kaanth in Pakistan…..no body identifies them with the help of kamalhaasans make up man…

Rajini kaanth: ha ha ha vijay do u have any guess where do u think osama will be staying…(suddenly ruthraatcha malai which rajini used to wear in his neck is falling down..rajini and vijay running behind it ..but its run faster …its making them to run 200 km ..and ruthraatcha went insid a big house…

Vijay kaanth:what is this sir…anggg I want a fight sequence

Rajini:hey shut up…I think this the place where osama stays …silence…

Vijayakaanth:even I can smell the terrorists inside..first we have to safe the womans and childrens inside..and after that I will start ma lectures..

Rajini :hits the gate faster and calling osama..osama are u cumming out or not…kanna osama I will give u time 10 seconds if u dnt cum outside ha ha ha….

Osama:inside his house …(these useless guys came who cares abt these guys)

After 10 second…..there was mini earth quack and thunder with rain…(osama gets panic but he was not bothering too much)

Rajini: vijay I admit he is a difficult task for me even this gates are made up of irons  I cant do  any thning we just have to call..american force…

Vijaya kaanth:don t be selfish give me a chance to give me a lecture in tamil…..(rajini is informing  obama about osama)

OsamaL)(() omg  pls vijaya kaanth pls don’t do that tat to me... is so cruel than killing 1000 of peoples dnt do it to me…

Vijayakaantah:continues …and he started to talk about wasim khan…and he started to boast about him self AEII.....OSAMAA PAKISTAN BOARDERLA.....…ANGGG...(HE CONTINUES..HE DNT STOP CCONTINUE FOR HOURS)

Osama: rajini pls ask him to stop I will surrender!!!..

Rajini:its too late some helicopters are coming I am so sorry about u.. I cant save u this time

After American troops killed osama…rajin goes to osama and closED his eyes …boy in ur next birth dnt be a bad boy…I will pray for u …But vijaya kaanth  came close to osamas body ..and said ohh I missed some lectures... in ur next birth please dnt miss that…

American troops took the body of oSama…

Rajini: guys pls drop me in Himalayas in Nepal..i want some peace…ha ha ha ha

Vijaya kaanth:drop me in Pakistan boarder I have to catch wassim khan,,,ok angggg

American troops :ok and thx for ur help we will never forget u,,,

Rajini and vijayakaanth:ya its ok but dnt flash our names in news plssss

American troops:we like ur simplicity ha ha ha rajini we love u…vijayakaanth thx….ANGGGG


                                                     THE END